March 2012
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DASH AIM: that is actually a good question
DASH AIM: now i am curious
DASH AIM: and youre the one with an arhive
DASH AIM: so
수달: salem's llama brought us together
DASH AIM: when did we become friends and why
DASH AIM: are
DASH AIM: you
DASH AIM: serious
수달: no idk but that seems like a gr8 story
수달: i say we go with it
DASH AIM: i do too i enjoy this version more
DASH AIM: bc the other is probably me really harassing you until you said fuck it
수달: XD
수달: if anyone ever asks we can say "someone we know bought a llama and we got involved" here bam great conversation starter about the dangers of cragslist
DASH AIM: sae wants you to know that youre an asshole
수달: i know sae but i mean you like spoon fed me this okay
수달: go listen to llama del rey
DASH AIM: a s s h o l e
goldenspine replied to your post: so my mom basically equates my happiness with me…
tell youre mother that you are sibbs-sexual and that you’re just depressed because long distance relationships are sad making. also you’re not a monster youre perf.
except for my mutant hand. why are we f r i e n d s?
so my mom basically equates my happiness with me getting a boyfriend and in the car the other day she was all “don’t you want to have a boyfriend and be happy one day? you have such a beautiful face, you could get a boyfriend…” because apparently once you get past my face i am a monster. anyway, i am just over on my side of the car thinking “i would be happier with a...
pimpingalloverhogwarts replied to your post: so the swelling on my ankle has gone down and…
It’s where the blood is collecting from the bruise. You’ll be fine! My doctor said that happens.
thank you for being more reassuring than my parents. i just can’t wait until it stops hurting.
so the swelling on my ankle has gone down and there is a bruise running horizontally under it, right along the side of my foot, and it looks fucking weird… and here is my dad all OH SHE JUST PROBABLY FRACTURED IT.
thanks dad for those reassuring words.
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does nobody understand we're not going to solve...
brennadaugherty:
cantwejustallgetabongg:
cantwejustallgetabongg:
we need to solve the VICTIM problem. We need raise kids with enough self esteem that they rise above mean people & tell them they can’t affect them & just live their happy little lives. Once everyone realizes nobody feels bad about themselves they’ll open their ears & we’ll all be happy self absorbed fuck ups....
February 2012
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i hate this feeling i get where it feels like i am anxious and could burst into tears at any moment. it is the feeling i typically get before panic / anxiety attacks, and i have felt that way all night. i’m just tired. too many things weigh on my mind, and it gets to me. it’s like life likes fucking with me. my life is in pieces and i keep getting these feelings like there is this...
we were leaving the mall and i asked my little brother a question and he was all YEAHYUH which then led us into going OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH all the way out into the parking lot and saying thanks…. for being the coolest loser we know OHHHHHHHHH every time our mom or brother did something for us.
emerald-elephant replied to your post: events of today
oh dear, i hope your ankle feels better. I sprained mine in 2010 and i still have some leftover pain from it sometimes. and it’s now bruised again but how I do not know. but yeah, hope you feel better and enjoy your new purchases!
thank you! and is it possible you might have gotten a muscle cramp in your sleep and pulled it? i’ve done...
pimpingalloverhogwarts replied to your post: events of today
Aw. Well at least you got jeans and new make-up! I hope your ankle feels better! I go Wednesday to get fluid drained out of mine from my repetitive turning/spraining of it.
thank you! and yeah my sister destroyed my nice urban decay palette so i figured i could indulge in something new, so it wasn’t all bad. that sounds horrid D:...
events of today
i sprained my ankle. i wore my not-lita but look like litas boots, and was opening the bar for my mom’s friend since she would be an hour late. well my sole grips slid up and the floor is really smooth so i went flying down, and this older woman and her husband were there and she came flying around to see if i was okay, and all i hear above me is her husband, who is nearly eighty, sitting...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Fat is disgusting.
pimpingalloverhogwarts:
need-to-be-skinny100:
Stop being so lazy and get your huge ass to the gym. Stop eating unhealthy food that just turns into fat rolls. Every time I see a fat person chowing down on a big mac it makes me nauseous. You are not attractive if you’re fat. The only people who will think you look good are other fat people or creepy people with a fat fetish. Get off your fat ass...
Okay, guys, you can all start to panic now.
elphaba—thropp:
sirlestrange:
The Hunger Games has been given a rating of PG-13. This is terribly unfitting and absolutely ridiculous.
PG-13 rating, for intense violent thematic material and disturbing images all involving teens [source]
Throughout the book things turn bloody, brutal, vicious, inhumane, sick, abominable, nauseating, etc. You get the picture. Young adults and even...
straighttohelvetica replied to your post: pimpingalloverhogwarts replied to your post: i…
My father was an alcoholic, so I understand the frustration of being told everything will get better when it doesn’t. I hope you get a chance to get out on your own or get your own space. That’s one thing that helped me keep my sanity. Stay strong!
Thank you <3 I appreciate the support and kindness...
emerald-elephant replied to your post: i wish i could just die.
god, your family situation breaks my heart. come live with me darling. personally, i think you’re amazing and i’m sending you all my love right now.
thank you <3 also i’m not sure why i never followed you before (probably because i am lazy and never follow anyone) but i do now, you’re always so incredibly sweet.
pimpingalloverhogwarts replied to your post: i wish i could just die.
DON’T. :( I’D MISS YOU.
straighttohelvetica replied to your post: i wish i could just die.
Everything okay? =( Tumblr peeps are here for you.
i apologize now because i typed this with the intent for it to be a short reply and it just turned into a vent.
i won’t. probably. i mean i can’t control what tomorrow...
i wish i could just die.
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If Staff shuts self-harm and eating disorder blogs...
brennadaugherty:
They’re not trying to shut them down though? They’re eliminating blogs that PROMOTE these things. Did you guys not read the post? They’re going to put PSA announcements within certain tagged posts letting people know that It’s not healthy to have an eating disorder and how serious cutting yourself is. Jesus fucking christ. Next time read the entire post without jumping the gun...
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Thank You Music Staff Search
thankyou—music:
Hey guys, like I said, I have decided to ask for some help around here. Between family stuff, and the fact I am moving across the country in a couple of months and need to start preparing for that, I won’t get as much done if I don’t bring in some staff. Make sure you read this entire post before applying please.
Please make sure you meet all of these requirements before...
When girls wear heels to a concert.
what-a-tragic-mess:
nicoosuxx:
I disagree with this one hundred percent. I have worn heels to shows before. I have worn dresses to shows before. I have worked shows in heels and dresses.
It’s not about how you dress. It’s about you loving the music.
I think it is all a matter of how you present yourself. Some girls, you see them, and the way they act and the way they talk, you know they...
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